“It’s all fun and video games until someone falls down on the food chain,” commented Goomba in response a photo that surfaced of his human companions with tentacle-like appendages sprouting from their heads. “I had my suspicions when the male human become more interested in his gul durn Splatoon game than petting me, but I never suspected this would happen.”
Nayru, a connoisseur of tuna and other canned meat seemed less surprised. “Seriously? It’s not like they had that much hair to begin with. They were practically fish already. Albeit, fish that were not conveniently packed in oil.”
Both Goomba and Nayru are unsure about what this means to their household. Nayru is optimistic, “Maybe my food will taste extra fishy.” In contrast, Goomba is skeptical. “I barely like it when the humans touch me with clean, dry hands,” he complained. “Aren’t tentacles slimy?
The human(?) companions were last seen running around shouting, “I’m a squid, not a kid.” The Krakken was unavailable for comment.
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